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Post by ianna on Jun 6, 2022 8:18:48 GMT
This spoilt rich teenaged girl pushes her BMW into a service station.
She told the mechanic: "It died." After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly. She asks: "What's the story?" He said: "Just krap in the carburettor." She asks: "How often do I have to do that?"
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Post by genre on Jun 6, 2022 13:40:04 GMT
How does a sweet 80 year old lady say the F word? {Click here to show/hide}When another sweet 80 year old lady beside her yells Bingo!
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Post by idwal on Jun 6, 2022 13:45:37 GMT
The police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. {Click here to show/hide}They charged one and let the other one off.
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Post by cadoc on Jun 6, 2022 14:03:00 GMT
A woman goes to her Doctor and says: "Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina." The Doctor had a peep, chuckled and said: "Those aren't postage stamps my dear, they are stickers off the bananas!"
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Post by huyana on Jun 7, 2022 10:08:12 GMT
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a bottle of Jack Daniels? {Click here to show/hide}A guy will actually search for a bottle of Jack Daniels.
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Post by imp on Jun 7, 2022 10:12:18 GMT
How do you know when your cat's finished cleaning them self? {Click here to show/hide}They're smoking a cigarette.
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Post by kaniya on Jun 7, 2022 13:02:45 GMT
This little boy asked his dad what's in between mums legs? Dad said: "Is paradise my boy." Boy asks: "Ok, what's in between your legs?" Dad said: "Is the key to paradise." Boy replied: "Well you better get that lock changed because that prick next door has a spare key."
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Post by nashwa on Jun 7, 2022 13:07:22 GMT
How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? {Click here to show/hide}Nobody knows, it’s never been done before.
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Post by minxy on Jun 8, 2022 8:26:57 GMT
What happened to the plant in mathematics class? {Click here to show/hide}It grew square roots.
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Post by scallywag on Jun 9, 2022 17:05:32 GMT
I was in a taxi cab the other day and my Cabbie said: "I love my job, I'm my own boss, nobody tells me what to do". {Click here to show/hide}I said: "Turn left here mate".
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Post by red on Jun 9, 2022 17:15:40 GMT
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Post by ace on Jun 9, 2022 17:20:23 GMT
Late one afternoon, a Vicar was driving along a country road and crashed. This Farmer stopped and asked, "Sir, are you okay?" The Vicar said, "Yes, I had the Lord riding with me." The Farmer said, "Well, you better let him ride with me because you're going to kill him."
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Post by bronwen on Jun 10, 2022 8:07:05 GMT
What is the similarity between Michelob Ultra and having sex in a rowboat? {Click here to show/hide}They are both so close to water!
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Post by laquetta on Jun 10, 2022 8:16:08 GMT
Why did the atheist cross the road? {Click here to show/hide}So they could see both sides.
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Post by magena on Jun 10, 2022 13:12:14 GMT
How do you catch Chip and Dale? {Click here to show/hide}Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
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