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Post by bronwen on Oct 4, 2016 18:01:12 GMT
What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
He got 25 days!
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Post by nashwa on Oct 4, 2016 19:39:19 GMT
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died recently? {Click here to show/hide}He Pasta way
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Post by malumgirl on Oct 27, 2016 17:18:54 GMT
"Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's." "Well you can't say fairer than that then."
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Post by genre on Nov 7, 2016 16:04:25 GMT
Why did the tomato blush? {Click here to show/hide}They saw the salad dressing!
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Post by minxy on Feb 28, 2018 9:55:34 GMT
What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Fang Syne.
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Post by ianna on Sept 17, 2018 16:35:26 GMT
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? {Click here to show/hide}Claustrophobia!.
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Post by idwal on Sept 17, 2018 16:43:50 GMT
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? {Click here to show/hide}A Holly Davidson!
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Post by scallywag on Aug 13, 2020 19:32:12 GMT
The inventor for throat lozengers died. {Click here to show/hide}They'll be no coffin' at his funeral.
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Post by sabola on Aug 19, 2020 15:32:51 GMT
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died recently? {Click here to show/hide}He Pasta way.
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Post by red on Nov 4, 2021 19:36:13 GMT
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. {Click here to show/hide}It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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Post by ace on Nov 4, 2021 20:32:32 GMT
Barman asks Paddy: "Your glass is empty, fancy another one?" {Click here to show/hide}Paddy looking puzzled, asks: "Why the hell do I want two empty glasses?"
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Post by bard on Nov 12, 2021 18:55:46 GMT
I got charged £7 for a venison burger. {Click here to show/hide}I thought: . . o O (this was deer).
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Post by virgil on Nov 17, 2021 19:22:23 GMT
Why don't blind people do parachute jumps? {Click here to show/hide}Because this scares the s*%t out the guide dogs.
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Post by heeled on Nov 20, 2021 9:21:06 GMT
I start a new job in Seoul next week. {Click here to show/hide}I thought this was a good Korea move.
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Post by powell on Nov 20, 2021 18:22:30 GMT
What is the worst combination in illnesses? {Click here to show/hide}Alzheimer's and diarrhea. You're running, but can't remember where.
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