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seirian Global Moderator Posts: 45 Relationship: Attached	Cracker Jokes Sept 28, 2016 21:32:16 GMT rogue likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by seirian on Sept 28, 2016 21:32:16 GMT What do you call a lady with big teeth who sleeps in the afternoon? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Siesta Rantzen.
	Last Edit: Jun 2, 2021 17:14:09 GMT by seirian: typo corrected *Tinctis.*

scamp Global Moderator Posts: 45 Relationship: Attached	Cracker Jokes Sept 28, 2016 22:28:31 GMT sabola likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by scamp on Sept 28, 2016 22:28:31 GMT Why did the baker close his donut shop? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}He was tired of the hole business.
	Last Edit: Dec 1, 2021 12:43:42 GMT by scamp: typo corrected *Coenaculum sequere me.*

shannon Global Moderator Posts: 48 Relationship: Attached	Cracker Jokes Sept 28, 2016 23:34:08 GMT yancy likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by shannon on Sept 28, 2016 23:34:08 GMT What do you get when you cross a klansman with a unitarian universalist? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Someone who leaves flaming question marks in people's yards.
	Last Edit: Nov 10, 2021 18:12:03 GMT by shannon: typo corrected *Antiquis pigtails.*

rebelgirl Global Moderator Posts: 47 Relationship: Attached	Cracker Jokes Sept 29, 2016 14:15:10 GMT cadoc likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rebelgirl on Sept 29, 2016 14:15:10 GMT How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but the bulb must have the need to change!
	*Cerasis mea.*

imp Global Moderator Posts: 51 Relationship: Attached	Cracker Jokes Sept 29, 2016 16:16:00 GMT ace likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by imp on Sept 29, 2016 16:16:00 GMT What did one volcano say to the other? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}I lava you.
	Last Edit: Dec 7, 2021 10:42:19 GMT by imp: typo corrected *Deponerent eos.*

saiorse Administrator Posts: 57 Relationship: Attached	Cracker Jokes Sept 30, 2016 19:55:51 GMT genre likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by saiorse on Sept 30, 2016 19:55:51 GMT What did Santa do when he went speed dating? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}He pulled a cracker.
	Last Edit: Nov 25, 2021 13:21:33 GMT by saiorse: typo corrected *Liberum libertate.*

rapscallion Global Moderator Posts: 47 Relationship: Attached	Cracker Jokes Oct 1, 2016 15:21:18 GMT weylin likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rapscallion on Oct 1, 2016 15:21:18 GMT How do you get a nun pregnant? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Dress her up as an altar boy!
	Last Edit: Jun 19, 2021 12:14:45 GMT by rapscallion: typo corrected *Aer aeria.*

rogue Global Moderator Posts: 51 Relationship: Attached	Cracker Jokes Oct 1, 2016 17:02:04 GMT seirian likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rogue on Oct 1, 2016 17:02:04 GMT What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Their balls are just for decoration.
	Last Edit: Jun 11, 2021 12:18:19 GMT by rogue: typo corrected *Solum calida.*

laquetta Global Moderator Posts: 46 Relationship: Attached	Cracker Jokes Oct 1, 2016 20:06:20 GMT heeled likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by laquetta on Oct 1, 2016 20:06:20 GMT What does a sperm and a solicitor have in common? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}They both have one in a billion chance in becoming a human.
	Last Edit: Nov 12, 2021 11:11:57 GMT by laquetta: typo corrected *Quetta etta.*

herne Global Moderator Posts: 62 Relationship: Attached	Cracker Jokes Oct 2, 2016 9:16:38 GMT huyana likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by herne on Oct 2, 2016 9:16:38 GMT Who's the woman that stands between two goal posts? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Annette.
	Last Edit: Jun 13, 2021 8:52:10 GMT by herne: typo corrected *Saltus venator.*

kaniya Global Moderator Posts: 47 Relationship: Attached	Cracker Jokes Oct 2, 2016 12:44:16 GMT rubens likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kaniya on Oct 2, 2016 12:44:16 GMT What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your pyjamas? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Your Mum.
	Last Edit: Nov 23, 2021 12:52:03 GMT by kaniya: typo corrected *Niya.*

magena Global Moderator Posts: 46 Relationship: Attached	Cracker Jokes Oct 2, 2016 15:40:59 GMT galaxy likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by magena on Oct 2, 2016 15:40:59 GMT What's got 4 legs and an arm? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}A happy Rottweiler!
	Last Edit: Nov 26, 2021 13:19:04 GMT by magena: typo corrected *Adventum lunae.*

badboy Global Moderator Posts: 45 Relationship: Attached	Cracker Jokes Oct 2, 2016 17:29:35 GMT malumgirl likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by badboy on Oct 2, 2016 17:29:35 GMT How many ears has Captain Kirk got? Three (his left ear, his right ear and his final front ear).
	*Verecundiam.*

gaynor Global Moderator Posts: 46 Relationship: Attached	Cracker Jokes Oct 4, 2016 14:53:57 GMT bard likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by gaynor on Oct 4, 2016 14:53:57 GMT When should you buy a bird? When it's going cheep!
	*Aequum et mollis.*

huyana Global Moderator Posts: 47 Relationship: Attached	Cracker Jokes Oct 4, 2016 16:29:47 GMT herne likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by huyana on Oct 4, 2016 16:29:47 GMT How do you know if Santa's been in your garden shed? When you've got three extra hoes.
	*Prohibeo pluviae.*